Jokes

1. Woman: I got food-poisoning, Doctor.
Doctor: Why? Did your husband cook even today?
2. Woman: In the marriage hall, someone stole a pair of chappals, right in front of my eyes.
Friend: Oh, God! Were the chappals yours?
Woman: I was planning to wear those chappals home. Some other woman took them away!
3. First Man: My son wants to get married.
Second Man: How did you find out his desire?
First Man: He goes to his mother and tells her that he will do the dishes and the clothes!