Jokes

1. Man: My first wife is a very good woman.
Friend: Then, why did you marry a second time?
Man: I realized it only after I married a second time!
2. First Man: How to go to the hospital?
Second Man: With an ailment!
3. Son: If I pass, what will you give me?
Mother: I will buy something at Rs.10000 for you.
Son: I did not want you to spend that much money, so I failed!