Humour in Everyday Life

1. First man, “Nobody needs to teach us to love.”

Second man, “But once we start loving, we learn a lot.”

First man, “What do you mean?”

Second man, “We learn never ever to fall in love again.”

2. Man, “Why did you buy such a heavy sari?”

Wife, “What is your problem? I will be wearing it.”

Man, “I will be washing it. Damn it!”

3. A matchmaking broker told a man, “Government-employed boys get married soon. It is not all that easy for privately employed boys.”

The man regretted, “We hate to send our children to government schools. We hate to visit government hospitals. We hate to travel in government buses. But when it comes to grooms, we look for government employed ones. That’s an irony!”