Joke

This happened in a Tamil School. The teacher asked a student named Krishna Swamy – Kittu, “How to avoid Chickengunia, Bird Flu and Malaria?”
Kittu was a naughty boy. He replied, “Chickengunia means Chicken will not bend. (In Tamil, Guni means bend.) If we eat Chicken by bending over it then we can avoid Chickengunia! Bird Flu comes because it flies. If we do not want it to come tomorrow, we should remove its feathers, today! Malaria will not come if we do not go to male (mountainous) area or if we don’t climb mountains (male – mountain, area – climbing)!”
The teacher was spell-bound.