Jokes

1. One boy asks his girlfriend, “You are so beautiful. But, you are very stupid as well. Why?”
She replies, “I am beautiful, so you love me. I am stupid, that is why I love you.”
2. One man asks, “Ladki aur lakdi mein kya farak hai? (What is the difference between a girl and a wooden stick ?”
Another man replied, “The stick burns itself. The girl makes others burn in jealousy.”
3. The members of an NGO go to a building for a survey on their behavior toward each other. At one flat, they asked, “How are your neighbors?”
They replied, “Good-for-nothing, liars, show-off, coming from slums, uncivilized and not knowing social etiquette.”
The NGO members go to the next flat. The tenants there also repeat the same thing.
When the NGO members go down and ask some bystanders. They reveal, “One flat is right, the other one is wrong.The building is a mental hospital. One innocent family has got stuck in between. There is a mad doctor on the ground floor as well. If you want to go and ask him, you can go ahead.”
The NGO people are shocked and leave.