Jokes

1. 2 men were talking to pass their time. One man asked, “What is the difference between bus conductor and driver?”
The other man replied, “Conductor gives tickets to people, separately, wherever they want to go. But, the driver gives tickets for people to go to heaven, together!”

2. A small boy keeps looking at a stick ice cream, standing in the sun. A man asked him, why was he doing so. The boy replied, “I am trying to find where this ice cream is leaking from.”
3. An elephant and a mouse marry after they fall in love with each other. The elephant dies after the first night itself. The mouse cries saying, “You gave me only one day of your life and have left me digging your grave for my whole life!”