Jokes

1. Wife: Dear, I am fed up of eating idlis every day. Can we have pooris today?

Husband: Ok. Go ahead and prepare it.

Wife: You make the dough and roll them into raw pooris. I will light the gas stove, keep the kadhai and pour oil into it. Then you fry the pooris. This way I can easily finish making the pooris!

2. Woman: Why does your mother-in-law (MIL) look shorter than before?

Friend: She choked on her food and I patted on her head. Perhaps, it is because of that.

Woman: (Thinks) How forcefully she might have patted her MIL’s head, so that she has become so short!

3. Ward Boy: Why does the doctor hesitate to operate that patient?

Nurse: The patient keeps saying, “I will not leave you alone. I will follow you like your shadow!”