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  1. Wife: Dear, I am fed up of eating idlis every day. Can we have pooris today?

Husband: Ok. Go ahead and prepare it.

Wife: You make the dough and roll them into raw pooris. I will light the gas stove, keep the kadhai and pour oil into it. Then you fry the pooris. This way I can easily finish making the pooris!

  1. Woman: Why does your mother-in-law (MIL) look shorter than before?

Friend: She choked on her food and I patted on her head. Perhaps, it is because of that.

Woman: (Thinks) How forcefully she might have patted her MIL’s head, so that she has become so short!

  1. Ward Boy: Why does the doctor hesitate to operate that patient?

Nurse: The patient keeps saying, “I will not leave you alone. I will follow you like your shadow!”

About Gayatri T Rao

A double post-graduate (MSc. - Botany and MA - English Literature) Gayatri T Rao is a Senior Multimedia Journalist with vast experience in writing on varied topics.

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