Jokes

Some young men were sitting together and discussing various things. One of them told the others that they should find out, who is the biggest liar, among them. So, they began telling the biggest lie they could and one of them decided to judge them. The first man said indicating ...

There was a Tamil poet called Thiruvalluvar, who composed the Thirukkural. His wife was a pativrata, devoted to her husband. One day, she was drawing water from a well. At that time, Thiruvalluvar called her for some work. She told the pot of water to stay where it was until ...

1. Santa went to an auction. They were auctioning a mayna, who could even preach the Bhagavad Geeta. Santa remembered his cock and went back home to fetch it. When he brought the half asleep cock back to the auction, he told them to place his cock as well there. ...

1. One man asked Bill Gates, “Mr. Bill Gates, you are running a computer company. But, there are so many anomalies in your products. There is a folder saying My Pictures. It does not have a single picture of mine. There is something called Windows. But, when we open it ...

1. 2 men were talking to pass their time. One man asked, “What is the difference between bus conductor and driver?” The other man replied, “Conductor gives tickets to people, separately, wherever they want to go. But, the driver gives tickets for people to go to heaven, together!” 2. A ...

1. Yesterday, they loved looking into each other’s eyes. Today, they talk cell to cell to develop love. 2. Yesterday, saints and seers gave up desire. Today, they open ashrams. 3. Yesterday, scarecrows in the fields were made of haystacks. Today, most places where fields were present, there are concrete ...

1. “Vazhai Tar podum. Inda taraal road podamudiyuma?” Banana creates a new plant of its species, which is called Tar, in Tamil. But can we use this tar to lay roads? 2. “Tea cuppil tea kudikkalam. Coffee cuppil coffee kudikkalam. World cuppil world podalaama?” We can drink tea in tea ...

1. One boy asks his girlfriend, “You are so beautiful. But, you are very stupid as well. Why?” She replies, “I am beautiful, so you love me. I am stupid, that is why I love you.” 2. One man asks, “Ladki aur lakdi mein kya farak hai? (What is the ...

This happened in a Tamil School. The teacher asked a student named Krishna Swamy – Kittu, “How to avoid Chickengunia, Bird Flu and Malaria?” Kittu was a naughty boy. He replied, “Chickengunia means Chicken will not bend. (In Tamil, Guni means bend.) If we eat Chicken by bending over it ...

A 7-year-old boy falls down and breaks his arm. After 4-5 days in the hospital, he returns home with a plaster. He stays at home regularly taking medicines. He has burning sensation in his stomach and food pipe. The doctor is called. He asks, “How is the pain in the ...