Jokes

1. A man rings a doorbell. The name of the house is dream house. He immediately hears the sounds of yawning and snoring. He asks the gardener, “Why this sound is coming from inside?” The gardener replies, “This is the female actor’s dream house. She wants to be in dreams. So, she has this sound as the doorbell!”
2. A woman asks, “Which book does your husband take to his office to read? And why?” The second woman replies, “Dreams and their benefits is the name of the book. He gets slightly sleepy in his office. He takes this book for completing his sleep there!”

A woman says, “Technology is good for women. My husband takes advice from his friends through cellphone and email to cook at home. I don’t have t damage my nails and dress for it!”