A Story and a Joke

Teacher-Teacher

One little boy poses as a teacher, while playing Teacher-Teacher. The boy asks the other children, “What is 2017’s lucky color, lucky number and lucky thing?” The others gave various answers, which the first boy said were not right. The other kids told the first boy to say. The boy said, “Lucky number is 2000. Lucky color is Pink. Lucky thing is 2000 rupees note!”

A Joke

A man was admitted in the ICU. His relative told his wife that he had got some money from the ATM. The patient got up completely well and asked, “Which ATM?” Actually, he had got stroke standing in line at an ATM and then he was admitted in the hospital.