Jokes

1. First Man: My wife wants Rs.500 daily.
Second Man: Why does she want that amount every day?
First Man: Who knows? I never gave her that amount till now!
2. Woman (After seeing South Indian Kolum or Rangoli in front of friend’s place): How many dots did you start this kolum with?
Friend: I will ask my husband and tell you!
3. Woman: Doctor, if my husband drinks alcohol, he becomes an animal.
Doctor: Sorry, I am an MBBS doctor. Not a vet!