Jokes

1. First woman: My son swallowed a Re.1 coin.

          Second Woman: Then what did you do?

          First Woman: When we went to the doctor to remove it, he swallowed Rs.1000.

2. A couple was speaking to each other. The woman said, “Listen to what your mother says.”

The husband asked, “Won’t you get angry?”

The woman replied, “Listen to what she says. But do what I say.”

3. Doctor: Your wife has wheezing problem.

          Man: I know. Whenever she throws things, they whiz at me.