Jokes

1. Man: I will marry a village girl.
Friend: Why? What is the difference between a village girl and a city girl?
Man: A village girl does not mention her husband’s name. A city girl does not mention that she has a husband!
2. Doctor: After we shifted the clinic to the upper floor, why no patients have come to our clinic?
Nurse: You have placed a board near the staircase saying “Way to go up!”
3. A man laments: What feeling! What affection! What pain!
When my child cries, my heart aches. When my neighbour’s child cries, my head aches.
When my wife cries, my head aches! When my neighbour’s wife cries, my heart aches!