Jokes about Musicians

1. Musician: I will be performing live tomorrow in the nearby auditorium. You can come with me and stay till the end.
Friend: Don’t take the trouble to perform live. You should perform on TV instead.
Musician: Why? Is my performance so good?
Friend: No. If you perform on TV, I can change the channel.
2. Man: I have heard that when you perform, it melts even stones. I will also come for your performance.
Musician Friend: Why? Do you think your kidney stone will also melt?
3. A female singer was performing live.
Man: This woman has been performing since childhood here.
Friend: If she has been performing for 30 years on the same stage continuously, it is really a great feat!