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Jokes

1. Man: I will marry a village girl. Friend: Why? What is the difference between a village girl and a city girl? Man: A village girl does not mention her husband’s name. A city girl does not mention that she has a husband! 2. Doctor: After we shifted the clinic ...

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1. Woman: Why do you always keep crying? Friend: I am trying a chance for acting in TV serials. I practice crying because most of the scenes in serials require that! 2. Woman: Your daughter had married a doctor. How is she? Friend: She asks everyone, visiting her home, to ...

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1. Man: My first wife is a very good woman. Friend: Then, why did you marry a second time? Man: I realized it only after I married a second time! 2. First Man: How to go to the hospital? Second Man: With an ailment! 3. Son: If I pass, what ...

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1. Some adults were discussing the govt.’s role in avoiding railway accidents. Suddenly a 6-year old boy, who was playing nearby with his friends, said disappointedly, “Govt. does not do anything.” His father laughed and asked him, “What do you think can be done to avoid accidents?” The little boy ...

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1. Woman: I got food-poisoning, Doctor. Doctor: Why? Did your husband cook even today? 2. Woman: In the marriage hall, someone stole a pair of chappals, right in front of my eyes. Friend: Oh, God! Were the chappals yours? Woman: I was planning to wear those chappals home. Some other ...

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1. First Man: My wife wants Rs.500 daily. Second Man: Why does she want that amount every day? First Man: Who knows? I never gave her that amount till now! 2. Woman (After seeing South Indian Kolum or Rangoli in front of friend’s place): How many dots did you start ...

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First woman: My son swallowed a Re.1 coin.           Second Woman: Then what did you do?           First Woman: When we went to the doctor to remove it, he swallowed Rs.1000. A couple was speaking to each other. The woman said, “Listen to what your mother says.” The husband asked, ...

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