Jokes

A man rings a doorbell. The name of the house is dream house. He immediately hears the sounds of yawning and snoring. He asks the gardener, “Why this sound is coming from inside?” The gardener replies, “This is the female actor’s dream house. She wants to be in dreams. So, ...

In today’s times, children learn everything very fast. Community living and social ethics teach us healthy competition is good. However, people should not be Indian crabs, particularly albino crabs. Most parents give nick names to neighbors, relatives, etc. This is picked up fast by children. When they go to school, ...

Students were taken on a tour to a garden. The teacher threw a ball above and told the students that since it comes back down, it is being acted upon by gravity. One student asked, “If I catch the ball in my hand, does that mean handity or catchity (Sic)?” ...

An 11 year old South Indian boy Ramesh Iyer shifted to Mumbai from Rameshwaram. During his first drawing class at school, the students were told to draw the railway tracks. The drawing teacher went out for 20 minutes after giving them the assignment. This boy wondered for sometime how to ...

Every year in schools just before Christmas season, the festival is celebrated and they get Christmas vacation. Different types of events are conducted during this time. Let me talk about one such event in a school. Every year, in this school, there would be puzzles, etc. to be solved. The ...

First man, “Nobody needs to teach us to love.” Second man, “But once we start loving, we learn a lot.” First man, “What do you mean?” Second man, “We learn never ever to fall in love again.” Man, “Why did you buy such a heavy sari?” Wife, “What is your ...

A man was addressing some children about some realities of life. He said, “There are a lot of ups and downs in life. There will also be several thorns and sharp stones on the road of life. We should not be afraid of them.” A smart kid replied, “Yes, we ...

Wife: Dear, I am fed up of eating idlis every day. Can we have pooris today? Husband: Ok. Go ahead and prepare it. Wife: You make the dough and roll them into raw pooris. I will light the gas stove, keep the kadhai and pour oil into it. Then you ...

1. Musician: I will be performing live tomorrow in the nearby auditorium. You can come with me and stay till the end. Friend: Don’t take the trouble to perform live. You should perform on TV instead. Musician: Why? Is my performance so good? Friend: No. If you perform on TV, ...

1. Man: I will marry a village girl. Friend: Why? What is the difference between a village girl and a city girl? Man: A village girl does not mention her husband’s name. A city girl does not mention that she has a husband! 2. Doctor: After we shifted the clinic ...