Tag Archives: Jokes

I asked my friends, “What is the connection between Sardars and 12 O’ Clock?” Prem told me, “We were at the receiving end of this joke about Sardars. A Sardar panicked at noon when both the hands of the clock were together thinking that one is lost. Probably, the hands ...

12 O’ Clock is a myth created by sick people to make fun of others. These jokes are often seen on Facebook. Recently, a joke was shared with me on WhatsApp: Banta: I will loot Bank of Baroda. Santa: Why? Banta: Because a Gujarati looted Punjab National Bank.   I ...

1. Santa went to an auction. They were auctioning a mayna, who could even preach the Bhagavad Geeta. Santa remembered his cock and went back home to fetch it. When he brought the half asleep cock back to the auction, he told them to place his cock as well there. ...

1. One man asked Bill Gates, “Mr. Bill Gates, you are running a computer company. But, there are so many anomalies in your products. There is a folder saying My Pictures. It does not have a single picture of mine. There is something called Windows. But, when we open it ...

1. 2 men were talking to pass their time. One man asked, “What is the difference between bus conductor and driver?” The other man replied, “Conductor gives tickets to people, separately, wherever they want to go. But, the driver gives tickets for people to go to heaven, together!” 2. A ...

1. One boy asks his girlfriend, “You are so beautiful. But, you are very stupid as well. Why?” She replies, “I am beautiful, so you love me. I am stupid, that is why I love you.” 2. One man asks, “Ladki aur lakdi mein kya farak hai? (What is the ...

A man rings a doorbell. The name of the house is dream house. He immediately hears the sounds of yawning and snoring. He asks the gardener, “Why this sound is coming from inside?” The gardener replies, “This is the female actor’s dream house. She wants to be in dreams. So, ...

First man, “Nobody needs to teach us to love.” Second man, “But once we start loving, we learn a lot.” First man, “What do you mean?” Second man, “We learn never ever to fall in love again.” Man, “Why did you buy such a heavy sari?” Wife, “What is your ...

A man was addressing some children about some realities of life. He said, “There are a lot of ups and downs in life. There will also be several thorns and sharp stones on the road of life. We should not be afraid of them.” A smart kid replied, “Yes, we ...

Wife: Dear, I am fed up of eating idlis every day. Can we have pooris today? Husband: Ok. Go ahead and prepare it. Wife: You make the dough and roll them into raw pooris. I will light the gas stove, keep the kadhai and pour oil into it. Then you ...