Literature

1. 2 men were talking to pass their time. One man asked, “What is the difference between bus conductor and driver?” The other man replied, “Conductor gives tickets to people, separately, wherever they want to go. But, the driver gives tickets for people to go to heaven, together!” 2. A ...

1. Yesterday, they loved looking into each other’s eyes. Today, they talk cell to cell to develop love. 2. Yesterday, saints and seers gave up desire. Today, they open ashrams. 3. Yesterday, scarecrows in the fields were made of haystacks. Today, most places where fields were present, there are concrete ...

1. “Vazhai Tar podum. Inda taraal road podamudiyuma?” Banana creates a new plant of its species, which is called Tar, in Tamil. But can we use this tar to lay roads? 2. “Tea cuppil tea kudikkalam. Coffee cuppil coffee kudikkalam. World cuppil world podalaama?” We can drink tea in tea ...

1. One boy asks his girlfriend, “You are so beautiful. But, you are very stupid as well. Why?” She replies, “I am beautiful, so you love me. I am stupid, that is why I love you.” 2. One man asks, “Ladki aur lakdi mein kya farak hai? (What is the ...

This happened in a Tamil School. The teacher asked a student named Krishna Swamy – Kittu, “How to avoid Chickengunia, Bird Flu and Malaria?” Kittu was a naughty boy. He replied, “Chickengunia means Chicken will not bend. (In Tamil, Guni means bend.) If we eat Chicken by bending over it ...

A 7-year-old boy falls down and breaks his arm. After 4-5 days in the hospital, he returns home with a plaster. He stays at home regularly taking medicines. He has burning sensation in his stomach and food pipe. The doctor is called. He asks, “How is the pain in the ...

A man rings a doorbell. The name of the house is dream house. He immediately hears the sounds of yawning and snoring. He asks the gardener, “Why this sound is coming from inside?” The gardener replies, “This is the female actor’s dream house. She wants to be in dreams. So, ...

In today’s times, children learn everything very fast. Community living and social ethics teach us healthy competition is good. However, people should not be Indian crabs, particularly albino crabs. Most parents give nick names to neighbors, relatives, etc. This is picked up fast by children. When they go to school, ...

Students were taken on a tour to a garden. The teacher threw a ball above and told the students that since it comes back down, it is being acted upon by gravity. One student asked, “If I catch the ball in my hand, does that mean handity or catchity (Sic)?” ...

An 11 year old South Indian boy Ramesh Iyer shifted to Mumbai from Rameshwaram. During his first drawing class at school, the students were told to draw the railway tracks. The drawing teacher went out for 20 minutes after giving them the assignment. This boy wondered for sometime how to ...